I stopped into a chemist in Chennai looking for deoderant and facial wash. Here is how that exchange went down.
Me:Where is your facial wash?
Clerk: I'll show you. I have a great one for you. This one is called Fair and lovely. It will give you a nice, clear, bright complexion.
Me: By brighter you mean?(I knew exactly what she meant)
Clerk:Clearer.
Me:By clearer you mean?
Clerk:Lighter.
Me: Naw...You got any dark and lovely?
*Blank stare*
Me:Where is your facial wash?
Clerk: I'll show you. I have a great one for you. This one is called Fair and lovely. It will give you a nice, clear, bright complexion.
Me: By brighter you mean?(I knew exactly what she meant)
Clerk:Clearer.
Me:By clearer you mean?
Clerk:Lighter.
Me: Naw...You got any dark and lovely?
*Blank stare*
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