Something doesn't compute

I have 1500 profile views and 182 fans. I know I keep bitching about this(and when I do I get more fans). I am not going to beg. Instead I will offer you an invaluable prize.

Do you remember my magical flute? Well, I have become truly amazing at playing it (ask my friends). The person who gets me the most fans will win a 5 minute CD of Penis flute recordings.

When I play my songs for people they are truly impressed by my musicailty— especially when I tell them, I have no prior training. Get me fans and you will be privy to a whole new world of music.

My new ritual

I have decided that every morning until I find the man of my dreams I will blow into my special flute. My friend Boots purchased it for me in the Dominican Republic. I think of it as a mating call of sorts. I feel that if I blow long and hard enough, the love of my life will appear. Wish me luck.