I am 30! I realise that procrastination, sloth, gluttony, cynicism, flatulence, and sheepishness are traits that are not desirable in a woman of a certain age. This is about my journey to become a lady of discernible character. I have compiled a list of 30 things that I need to complete before that dark day comes and my youth vanishes before my eyes.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
My new ritual
I have decided that every morning until I find the man of my dreams I will blow into my special flute. My friend Boots purchased it for me in the Dominican Republic. I think of it as a mating call of sorts. I feel that if I blow long and hard enough, the love of my life will appear. Wish me luck.
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hahaha! I absolutely love it! I have a pair of crystals that hang from my car dash that remind me of a pair of cosmic balls. I give them a squeeze each morning for good luck. But they are nothing compared to your flute! I must admit... I'm rather jealous! :)
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