Frasier Fraternal Scwinns part 2

This will be me next week. I know you're thinking what kind of invalid doesn't know how to ride a bike at 29 years old. I assure you, there are others like me—hiding in the shadows. After I came out, others came to me privately and shared their shame. I will be the martyr. I will stand proud for us(you know who you are)! I hated the smugness of bike riders who would say " it's like riding a bike". Well I don't know how to ride a fuckin bike! Whenever someone would use that analogy, I would want to punch them in the face.

I refuse to spend money on knee pads and such but I need to protect myself. I think I may duct tape pillows around my knees and elbows. I am very accident prone, so this will make for good entertainment.