So, I decided I would be a bit more truthful on my POF profile. I changed my profile picture to one with shorter hair(my weave is gone) and I also changed my body type. The options were "a few extra pounds" or BBW(which screams morbidly obese to me). I chose "a few extra pounds". Guess how many messages were in my inbox? Two paltry messages. I usually average about 10-15 a day.WTF. I knew fatty-disclosure would lead to less messages. Shallow bastards. Who am I kidding? I am a fatty but I don't date fatties. I like thin men. I like them to look a little hungry...perhaps even emaciated. I have fantasies of force feeding them(like they do to ducks to make foie gras). I know I am sick.
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As I was writing this post, I checked my pof and I had a few messages. Two of those message were from cute guys. One ebony, one ivory. Hopefully they don't say anything stupid and we can get this show on the road!
I started reading your blog a week or so ago and this morning finished it all.
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But alas, I will just patiently wait for your next post.
You are such a wordsmith and a lot of the things you say cause me to actually laugh out loud and/or remind me of myself (the respect and detail to grammar, most notably).
AWWWWWW! Thank-you! I actually blushed and became a little excited in my pants when I read your comment. If you notice any spelling or grammatical errors please bring it to my attention. Writing is something I stopped doing for a long time. It feels good to write again. There will be some entertaining stuff coming up. Keep reading and spread the word!
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