I am 30! I realise that procrastination, sloth, gluttony, cynicism, flatulence, and sheepishness are traits that are not desirable in a woman of a certain age. This is about my journey to become a lady of discernible character. I have compiled a list of 30 things that I need to complete before that dark day comes and my youth vanishes before my eyes.
Monday, June 21, 2010
VERITAS
I found a solitary hair growing out of my chin a few months ago during one of my staring in the mirror sessions. I was horrified! I felt like that one strand was a symbol of my impending spinsterhood. I named her Molly and hastily plucked her out. I forgot about Molly until yesterday when I noticed she returned to torment me. I don't know if I'm going to pluck her out this time. I think I may leave her there and if a date is not going so well, I'll start twirling her between my thumb and index finger. That's all. Oh yeah....I'm happy because I feel like a hairless cat again.
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hahahahahah lol or you can trim molly ;-)
ReplyDeleteI think I'm gonna leave her. She adds character.
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