Guten morgen

This morning I meditated for 10 mins!! I know I shouldn't count the time but I think I'm improving! Something broke my concentration. I wore another pair of thongs that were too tight( I have lost some weight but not enough to wear a smaller thong) So things were in places they shouldn't be. I tried to ignore for as long as possible but I couldn't and lost my concentration. I then moved onto my other morning ritual—blowing into my magical flute. I played a latin jazz tune on it. Later today will be my very first bike riding attempt. Don't make fun of me or I will find out where you live, and drop cat feces in your mouth while you sleep. Have an orgasmic day.