I am 30! I realise that procrastination, sloth, gluttony, cynicism, flatulence, and sheepishness are traits that are not desirable in a woman of a certain age. This is about my journey to become a lady of discernible character. I have compiled a list of 30 things that I need to complete before that dark day comes and my youth vanishes before my eyes.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
VERITAS
I have secretly wanted to get my upper canines sharpened for a long time now. I think mine are naturally sharper than others I have seen(maybe I was a vampire in a past life, wait that doesn't make sense because vampires are immortal or maybe I died from sun exposure of a steak to the heart?). Sometimes I run my tongue along them thinking about how easy it would be to mascerate a steak(or a man) with my teeth. This is why I keep most of my thoughts to myself.
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I don't want to watch you eating Gal-bi with fangs MAR! Besides who chew their food with their front teeth? Try chewing in the front you will look like a mouse not a lady.
ReplyDeleteHAHA! You already hate watching me eat galbi can you imagine with fangs! Fantastic!
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