I have 1500 profile views and 182 fans. I know I keep bitching about this(and when I do I get more fans). I am not going to beg. Instead I will offer you an invaluable prize.
Do you remember my magical flute? Well, I have become truly amazing at playing it (ask my friends). The person who gets me the most fans will win a 5 minute CD of Penis flute recordings.
When I play my songs for people they are truly impressed by my musicailty— especially when I tell them, I have no prior training. Get me fans and you will be privy to a whole new world of music.
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