I am 30! I realise that procrastination, sloth, gluttony, cynicism, flatulence, and sheepishness are traits that are not desirable in a woman of a certain age. This is about my journey to become a lady of discernible character. I have compiled a list of 30 things that I need to complete before that dark day comes and my youth vanishes before my eyes.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Hey there...
Sorry for the lack of posts. Sometimes I am uninspired, lazy or having a cyclical mood swing. I was supposed to go on a date Saturday evening...perhaps his arms got amputated and he couldn't pick up the mother f**kin phone. I know I promised you a video of me learning to ride a bike. It's coming. I start my archery lessons on Thursday and I won four free weeks at boot camp!! More to come. Please don't leave me.
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Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteWhenever a guy hasn't called when he was supposed to.. I OF COURSE assume that he has died. There is no other possible explaination.