CARDS

Everyone wanted this card, but it was sold within the first 30 mins but I kept it displayed for viewing pleasure. I think it's brilliance lies in it's simplicity. Enjoy.

A card for someone special

Cards

This card was the best-seller at my show. I was a little nervous about posting it because it's so brilliant that I fear someone may try and copy it. If you do I will find you, skin you alive, hang you from my front door like a wreath, as a warning to others. Many of you may find my cards offensive, I apologize...no I don't. It is what it is. I'll post others shortly. Enjoy.

Chasse Gardée and Sardonic Sentiments

Sometimes I make really graphic birthday cards for people. I made an especially vile one for the owner of  Chasse Gardée ( she sells the most orgasmic shoes), Daniela Bosco. There was all sorts of muff hair and even a polar bear threesome. When she asked me if I wanted to sell them at her store, I thought she had lost her mind. She even called them "art". So she inspired me to start this dirty greeting card company, Sardonic Sentiments. It's launch is this Saturday at Chasse Gardée(1084 Queen St W), from 8-11pm. There will be cupcakes, french porn, vino and my orgasmic cards for sale. See you there!

Sneak peek

of something I am working on...