This card was the best-seller at my show. I was a little nervous about posting it because it's so brilliant that I fear someone may try and copy it. If you do I will find you, skin you alive, hang you from my front door like a wreath, as a warning to others. Many of you may find my cards offensive, I apologize...no I don't. It is what it is. I'll post others shortly. Enjoy.
I effing love this.
ReplyDeleteThanks Max! The others will soon follow
ReplyDeleteHilarious, I must pick one up!
ReplyDeleteThanks K! There are more to come.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!! I freaking love it!!! Oh and I had to tell you... I just got home from a trip to Vegas and one night I was coming back to my hotel when I heard a girl behind me yell to her friend who was walking ahead: "WAIT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PUTANA! I CAN'T WALK THAT FAST."
ReplyDeleteI looked over and sure enough, there was a girl wearing the hoochiest dress and that white shit lipstick. I mean she may as well have been wearing nothing at all the dress was so short! I couldn't help it but I started killing myself laughing right beside her friend. Thank you for introducing me to that word. :)
Lol I got this card for my birthday
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