I am 30! I realise that procrastination, sloth, gluttony, cynicism, flatulence, and sheepishness are traits that are not desirable in a woman of a certain age. This is about my journey to become a lady of discernible character. I have compiled a list of 30 things that I need to complete before that dark day comes and my youth vanishes before my eyes.
Friday, May 21, 2010
FANS
I know I bitch about this often... but I don't care. I have 155 facebook fans. Groups like "Sluts who call other girls sluts" have 880 fans. "I hate cilantro" has over 6,000 fans. I personally LOVE cilantro and would bathe in it if I could. Also "I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf" has 2million fans. That's all. Just want you to think about that.
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