I am my own cockblocker

• I have a car seat installed in my car and I don't have a child. Who is going to believe me when I tell them it's for my nephew?
• Yesterday I was blasting the Sound of Music soundtrack in my car and singing it at the top of my lungs. At the stop light a guy in a car next to me just looked at me and shook his head.
• I say dude a lot and use profanity often.
• I often tell men that I used to beat up boys in my childhood.
• I don't like wearing heels.
• I have been told I look aloof and unapproachable.(Not true! I am as sweet as apple pie!)