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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Cleanse-Day 4

I'm hungry.
I want food.
Tasty food.
Yummy food that makes me lick my plate.
I smell of celery.
I'm sick of tea.
And gluten-free shit
And lentils
And beans

People espouse the virtues of detoxing the body;
Mental clarity, supremely virginal skin
I just want some MOTHER FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!

Maybe archery class will help me release some of my pent up anger. Sorry people, when Mama's hungry, she ain't nice!

2 comments:

  1. SUCK IT UP MAR, YOU GOT A SHIT LOAD MORE DAYS TO GO.... and get creative with your food!!!! Chocolate, burgers, cookies are on effin vacation for once in your life! DEAL.. you owe this to yourself, your health, your future and your goal! I love you and want you to obtain this goal!...
    I'm pissin like a race horse but magically my skin is looking virginal... I am gonna ride you like no bodies business.. You need to be focused a get through this.. Love you.. and for breaky do plain yog with chopped up bananas.. Or make a soya shake with bananas... Get creative!!!!!!!

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  2. What are the rules? I'm just curious...

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