I made a New Years resolution (don't know why I make them because I never keep them) to not use foul language and stop making offensive and sexually suggestive remarks to people. I said I would stop using the words douche and putana so frequently. I have failed, miserably. People often wonder why I am so quiet.....Perhaps I don't like you or I just ate some game meat and don't want to breath in your face or the more likely scenario is I don't want to share the thoughts that frequent my depraved mind.
You are probably wondering where my list of 30 things is? It's coming. I just have some trepidation about sharing these things with strangers. It shall arrive on Monday(PROCRASTINATION).
