I am 30! I realise that procrastination, sloth, gluttony, cynicism, flatulence, and sheepishness are traits that are not desirable in a woman of a certain age. This is about my journey to become a lady of discernible character. I have compiled a list of 30 things that I need to complete before that dark day comes and my youth vanishes before my eyes.
I once told people that I broke the veneer on my front tooth biting into an apple. I lied. I was home alone on a Friday night biting into a piece of Popeye's fried chicken.
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