VERITAS

The Jehovah's witnesses used to make frequent stops to my house over the years. From the age of 16, I  let it be known that I am an atheist and cannot be swayed. That only made them more resolute and focused on saving me. One day I answered the door and this young fresh-faced girl started her preaching. I stopped her mid-rant, stared at her intently and said " It's too late. I have started practicing the dark arts. You must leave now." I have never seen a look of innocence vanish so quickly. They never came back.