I am 30! I realise that procrastination, sloth, gluttony, cynicism, flatulence, and sheepishness are traits that are not desirable in a woman of a certain age. This is about my journey to become a lady of discernible character. I have compiled a list of 30 things that I need to complete before that dark day comes and my youth vanishes before my eyes.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
I am a nice girl...really
For those readers who don't know me, reading this blog may give the impression that I am a wretched gargoyle of a woman who is cynical, miserable and lonely. I am far from it. I am a cheerful, agreeable, nubile, supple, tender-hearted, loyal and buxom young woman. My sense of humour is a bit dry and sometimes vulgar. Some of you may get it (the smart ones) and some of you may not (slow-witted). I apprieciate all the feedback I have been getting from you all. I promise to keep you entertained. Stay tuned for the best karaoke video you have ever seen in your entire life!
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Underneath all the vulgarity there is a sweet and supple lady.. She is quite funny and enjoyable always.. We love having you around bitch! I effin love you girl...
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