The best gift I ever received was a delicate heart shaped necklace. It's very dainty until you look closely and read the inscription which says " kiss me where I pee". Saves one from having to ask. Just point to the necklace. For my birthday I was hoping to get a custom made t-shirt that says " Can I sit on your face?" It's not too late people...
I'm sorry. I shouldn't be writing things like this. It's not very lady like is it? It's a constant struggle-my addiction to depravity. I am really a lady-in-training but sometimes I slip.
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