VERITAS

I despise peanut butter. I think it is one of the most vile things ever created. The smell makes me want to hurl. I also despise peanuts. I refer to it as the peasant nut. Only people with the most pedestrian of palates would enjoy peanuts and all it's derivatives. I do however enjoy more sophisticated nuts like macadamians, walnuts, almonds, brazil nuts, chestnuts, pecans and pistachios. So...don't be insulted if you offer me something with peanuts and I inform you that my refined palate cannot handle something fit for peasant consumption.