I am 30! I realise that procrastination, sloth, gluttony, cynicism, flatulence, and sheepishness are traits that are not desirable in a woman of a certain age. This is about my journey to become a lady of discernible character. I have compiled a list of 30 things that I need to complete before that dark day comes and my youth vanishes before my eyes.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
(Day 6)You people aren't human...
you vegans. I feel like I am a shell of a person-empty, devoid of the pleasures of life. A life with no croissants, sausages, cakes, steaks, honey, crepes, cheese, crepes filled with cheese. No wonder so many of you look emaciated and dour (I KID). I truly admire the resolve and commitment that it takes to maintain a vegan lifestyle. I do feel better and my poops have been superb, but I am in no way willing to commit to this permanently. The strange dreams are dissipating and I no longer have thoughts about what those close to me would taste like( whether gamy or savoury). I am determined to make it to the two week mark. Wish me luck!
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