As you know, I agreed to go on 30 dates before I turn 30(a decision I instantly regretted). I went on my first date last night. Going on one was taxing enough. How the fuck I am supposed to go on 29 more of these????? For you women who date a lot, this may seem like a breeze, but I am a hermit and when it comes to men I have the social skills of a toddler. I had another one lined up for this week, but I changed my mind. Where am I going to find these dudes?
DATE#1:We met at a coffee shop. Not even a good one. He was 25 minutes late. I purchased my own tea, as I was waiting for him to show up. Not my type at all. Seems nice enough but I don't think there was anything there . At times the conversation was strained. We chatted for an hour and then went our separate ways. That's all. Do I really have to go on 29 more of these? Fuck. I want to be wined and dined, swept off my feet by a guy wearing purple suit and whose mode of transportation is a unicorn. Is that too much to ask?
you want to date the PURPLE PIEMAN??! ME TOO! xox marlena.
ReplyDeleteI forgot about him. He dresses in purple and he would feed me pie! What else could a woman want or need?
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