VERITAS

Last weekend I lost a dance-off to a 6 year old girl. Towards the end of the battle I got desperate and did the splits. I couldn't get back up. My couter bone still hurts. In my defense, she takes ballet. I am a self-taught dancer and my moves defy all boundaries, space and time. Some people don't understand my form of movement; I think it makes them uncomfortable because they have never seen such fluidity and grace in a dancer. Perhaps one day I will show you my moves...